I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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