Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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