Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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