when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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