I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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