He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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