Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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