so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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