we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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