The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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