scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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