member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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