I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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