She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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