it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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