The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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