he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i think i have two assholes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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