hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm both gender and math confused
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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