Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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