Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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