Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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