I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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