I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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