doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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