it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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