So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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