Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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