he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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