And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm having to shit out rocks
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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