He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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