Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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