He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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