Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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