Are we in a gay sports bar?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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