he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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