At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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