If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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