just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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