Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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