I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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