and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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