ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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