at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This is the high leading the old right now
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
