Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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