I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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