Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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