sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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