Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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