Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
