Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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