DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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