for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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