How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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