And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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