did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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