Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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