Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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