Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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