I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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